The Blonde Broker is a crypto influencer who has a legion of fans on Twitter and on YouTube. One of her tweets has gone viral thanks to the crypto bros being required to make hard decisions.
The Blonde Broker is the co-host of Two Girls One Trade … yes, note the homage to the famous and seriously gross porn legend. The two “Queens of Stonk” also have a podcast series on Spotify.
The Blonde Broker has tweeted a picture of herself looking fine. She asks, “Dinner with me or 6.9 ETH? Be honest.”
This has prompted many a fine young robust crypto bro to reply in the most thoughtful of ways. It may even be the hardest question in the crypto sphere right now.
At the time of writing, 6.9 ETH is worth $10,664.
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So many bros have been heartlessly plundered into indecision.
@kirkjwilliams says, “I’d take you out to dinner and you can keep your ETH. Unless it’s someone else’s ETH. I’d take that, and take you out to dinner another time and split it with you. I’ll pick you up at 6:09.”
CZ jumps in
Changpeng Zhao of Binance, also known as CZ, joined the fray with his own meme. Binance offered some further confusing choices for Twitter heads. They could have 6.9 CZs or 6.9 ETH.
Alas. It seems CZ isn’t as popular when there is a decision to be made. The crypto bros wanted the 6.9 ETH.
While the crypto bros don’t seem to fancy CZ, they are prepared to sacrifice some ETH for some completely straight time with the overlord of Binance.
@Ifexpaul chose the 6.9 CZ option. “I just need your knowledge. Asking for his wisdom only.”
Never fear ladies. There was some crypto candy for you too.
Then the hardest conundrum of all… CZ or Greg?
@CryptoThor6 said he would choose Greg over CZ. “Think Greg’s most likely to put out on the first date so defo.”
The hot crypto sis might not be a hotness goal for everyone. One crypto bro said, “I would pay 6.9 ETH to stay in my mom´s basement over talking to a real girl IRL.”
If you are a true crypto sis though, you will know where all the ladies want to wager their 6.9.
If you are still looking for your Halloween outfit this year, then maybe the hot crypto sis costume will be a thing. I mean certain crypto writers may have even already ordered one.
There will be many spin-off memes to come from this. So, let’s hold on for the ride.
For all the crypto bros out there, who are wondering if hot crypto sis is single…